Me: *stays home*
Parents: why are you so lazy? Get off your ass and do something with your life
Me: *goes out*
Parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
Parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
Me: *doesn't eat*
Parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
Parents: don't give me that attitude