sexdosis:

can we just stay in bed, fuck and cuddle and kiss for like 2 weeks

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Bon Iver - The Wolves (Act I and II)

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Me: *stays home*
Parents: why are you so lazy? Get off your ass and do something with your life
Me: *goes out*
Parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
Me: *eats*
Parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
Me: *doesn't eat*
Parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
Me: *exhales*
Parents: don't give me that attitude

orlandobloomers:

santa:

orlandobloomers:

  • giving gifts stresses me out
  • getting gifts stresses me out
  • what a bizarre fucking holiday
  • there is a tree in my house

merry christmas

thanks santa

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fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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